Something for the Weekend

April 29, 2005

Preparation… by Her... by Celeste

- Run steamy, hot bath. Check.

- Add girly, smelly, skin-gorgifying bath oils. Check.

- Shave (legs, underarms and ahem, mind your own business!). Check.

- Cleanse and exfoliate every inch of body. Check.

- Get out of bath, turn on shower head, rinse. Check.

- Wash hair. Check.

- Apply 3 minute miracle conditioner to ensure bouncy, silky smooth hair. Check.

- Comb hair, add protective serum, blow dry, tie hair up. Check.

- Put on face mask, after 5 mins wash off. Check.

- Use facial steamer, pat dry face, leave for 2 mins, moisturise. Check.

- Moisturise every inch of body with coconut butter. Check.

- Manicure. Check.

- Pedicure. Check.

- Get suitcase. Check.

- Pack sexy new lingerie. Check.

- Pack stunning new dress that makes you look like a goddess. Check.

- Pack killer heels. Check.

- Pack *ever so pretty* necklace and matching earrings. Check.

- Pack jeans, tops, normal bras 'n' thongs, toothbrush, other toiletries and massage oils.... Check.

- Close bag, get excited, wait. Check.

No no it's OK I haven't entered the vocation of escorting. I'm merely preparing for a dirty weekend away with him.

Off to look for a 'Do not disturb sign' in case the B+B doesn't have any ;-)

See you Tuesday (Thank you bank holiday Monday!) kids.

Comments

Ok I'll not call yas this weekend :p Enjoy!

Wow, you certainly sound prepared! Have a great time!

Have a fab weekend!!

; )

I for one am shocked.
My gasp has never been so flabbered.
nah, fuck it...enjoy your weekend!

have a good time, I think your prepared enough for it ;)

Weekend, holiday, what the ... oh fine, enjoy what's left of it! :P

And exactly how much time did HE prepare for the weekend? (Damn, it's good to be a guy!)

Nah I take any excuse for a pamper!

Needless to say my hard work was fabulously rewarded.

He took me for a long row......

Seriously in a boat and everything!

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