Something for the Weekend

July 25, 2005

Progress update... by Tris

Phase 1(b) of the Great Celeste Move was completed yesterday.

Unlike Phase 1(a), which was essentially a trial run with minimal car loading and stress, Phase 1(b) comprised of many boxes, slightly more stress and a donkey (The giant one which I won at Chessington after breaking the strong man machine).

I am delighted to report that my 6 months of gym conditioning have paid off and I am not at all sore today. I would love to say that Celeste isn't sore due to the lack of work on her part yesterday - but that would be untrue, I got that bitch working, damn straight. (See, this is why I shouldn't be allowed to watch Hip-Hop videos)

Phase 1(c) is scheduled for completion this Friday evening. Phase 1(c) involves the lifting of Celeste's (quite frankly far too big) TV and all the other bits and bobs that she has accumulated in the past 21 years. Thankfully, James has "volunteered" his services for the move. Ha ha ha, mug :-)

It is hard to believe that this Friday will be the last Friday in which I have to journey up to Reading to see the misses. Hard to believe indeed.

Comments

You neglected to mention that my new house has a pool....

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Had a pool of what?

Is James helping with Phase 3? That might be a Reading/Oracle in joke that you don't get. In which case just assume it's fucking funny and laught out loud.

That was me by the way.

No - Phase 1(c).

Phase 3 indicates that there has been a phase 2, which would indicate that phase 1(a) was markedly different from phase 1(b) - which it wasn't :-)

Wooohooo, a pool for the pink lilo to go in???

Glad it's going well hunni!!!

Phase 3 was always a disappointment anyway. Apart from Millie's Cookies of course....

i like millies cookies a lot more now a days.

It was fun stamping on one of their gay caps.

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