July 15, 2005
Suicide bombers are nuts!... by Tris
72 virgins? Paradise?
I think not!
72 women, in one place, with only one man, and no knowledge of sex?
Can you imagine the state of the bathroom? And what happens when they all synchronise their periods?
World War fucking three.
Paradise my arse. For a start, how do you sensitively inform all 72 of them on the finer points of giving head, without losing your temper and shouting, "No fucking teeth!" ???
From past experience, I know one nympho can make you very sore "down there", what if 4 out of the 72 are hungry like the wolf? (Sorry, iPod is on again)
72?
I can think of much better uses of my time in paradise then having to look after so many chicks. What a pain in the arse.
Rather them than me.
Posted by Tris at July 15, 2005 10:07 AM | TrackBack
Comments
Damn. Now that's amusing. And some men try to say there's no such thing as bad oral sex. Hah!
Posted by: sadie at July 15, 2005 04:03 PM
