Something for the Weekend

July 11, 2005

How to be the perfect boyfriend... by Celeste

1. Be a great cook and take pride and joy in cooking. Specifically braaing (BBQing). Men who can braai (BBQ) are sooooo sexy.

2. Offer to give your girl a piggy back if you accidently end up in a marsh in the middle of the New Forest and then wipe the boggy mud off of her legs with a tissue. This shows that you can take care of her. Most girls like being looked after now and again.

3. Run lovely warm (not hot as she is not advised to take warm baths 24 hours after waxing) baths with gorgeous smelling bubble bath and place candles around the bathroom to get the perfect romantic/relaxing lighting.

4. Indulge in playing with her hair. Especially if you are both snuggled on the sofa watching a film. A little extra advice, I don't recommend Master and Commander it's a strange film that doesn't seem to have a begining, middle or end.

5. Waking your girl up after a great morning lie in because she has been through tonnes of stress the previous week, with breakfast in bed is fabulous.

6. Take up a knew hobby together. Rollerblading is cool and great exercise. She will se how adorable you look wobbling on your blades because you've never done it before and she will then be smug as anything when you pick it up fantastically fast and look great gliding down the path.

7. There is nothing more sexy than a guy who takes care of his body. If you do then going to an outdoor pool when it is el scorchio is perfect. You'll look totally yummy in your swimming trunks (STAY AWAY FROM SPEEDOS. THEY ARE SOOOO VERY WRONG). Also do frolic in the pool. This will show her your playful side and she will swoon at how she has this hot and fun loving guy.

8. A perfect end to a blissful weekend would be to let her watch a girlie film. Of course you won't enjoy it but she will swoon and swoon at how she has a great boyfriend and how lucky she is and you never know you might actually find that you find the film quite funny.

9. Wake up an 1hr and a half earlier just so you can drive her to the station to say goodbye until next weekend.

All of the above will make her think of you all day and make her feel so excited about how she is only 3 weeks away from moving closer to you.

Comments

Do you think you'll ever meet this bloke?

Nah, she'll never stop me wearing my nut-hugging speedos :-)

I'm hoping so. Ideally he'll have to be tall and blonde.

*puke* @ Tilesey's comment.

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