Something for the Weekend

June 05, 2005

Romance... by Celeste

They sat snuggled on the sofa. She felt blissfully content, resting her head on his thigh, while he played with her hair.

It was a perfect moment. They were connected. She could never bore of this. His touch, his voice, his charm. She wished they could do this more often. Wished that they had more time together.

She loved him with every inch of her. He made her tremble inside when he smiled, made her tingle between her thighs when he touched her.

Surely it was utopia-their little world. Nothing can spoil this. Nothing.....

Then she catches a whiff of something slightly evil. What's happening? What's going on? The smell gets more intense. She can't just be imagining this, he must smell it too.

"Honey, have you farted?"
"*butter wouldn't melt look* Nooo"
"Really? It smells like fart."
"*Get's up and walks to the kitchen* I didn't"
"You did, didn't you?!"
"Noooo*starts to grin*"
"Oh my God! You did! You totally did!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha! It just slipped out! I couldn't help it!"
"I can't believe you farted while my head was on your lap!"
"Hee hee hee hee"
"That's sick!"
"I'm sorry baby"
"I'm posting about this y'know"

My boyfriend is so sweet.

Comments

You know...that less cute and fuzzy than i thought it would be :p

Tris you stink! ;)

It was horrific Silk.

He's a drrrrrty drrrrty boy.

It just slipped out - I was amazed that you didn't hear the pppppppffffffffffftttttttttt :-)

You realise you aren't making yourself sound any better, don't you?

That sounds so familiar, it's almost like we've been dating the same guy without even realising it!

Oh no, my mistake, all men revel in their own farticles.

I can handle the fact he parped, I mean everyone does but not to warn me that he had when my head was so near to the offending hole?

To just sit there in silence and then try and innocently deny that he had?!

Madness.

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