September 08, 2005
Shit, fresh out of content... by Tris
As requested by Mark:
Seven Things I Plan To Do Before I Die:
1. Live in the States
2. Go to Australia and New Zealand again
3. Sell the flat and buy a house so that I can...
4. Own a black labrador
5. Finally buy that VW Golf GTI I have been promising myself for 4 years.
6. Have kids
7. Sort out my golf swing
Seven things I can do:
1. Be confident
2. Survive in the wild for a week
3. Break things
4. Fix things
5. Plat hair
6. Use phonetics
7. Kite surf
Seven things I can not do:
1. Get lost
2. Make my handwriting look nice
3. Look at a mess without clearing it up
4. Fix boilers (doh, guess whose has stopped working)
5. Wank effectively with my left hand
6. Be quiet when watching sports
7. Eat fish (yuck)
Seven things that I find really attractive about the opposite sex:
1. Legs
2. Tits
3. Arse
4. Hair
5. Back of the neck
6. Mouth
7. Confidence
Seven things I say the most:
1. Arse
2. Wank
3. Absolute bollock
4. Fucking Shane Warne (except when he plays for Hants)
5. To be honest
6. Dude
7. Awesome
Seven books I love:
1. Anything by Elmore Leonard (especially Maximum Bob)
2. Anything by Carl Hiassen
3. Harry Potter (all of them)
4. Phillip Pulman - Northern Lights
5. James Ellroy - The Cold Six Thousand
6. Tom Clancy - Without Remorse
7. Code Complete (Geek)
Seven people I would like to see take this quiz:
You've all done it by now :-)
