August 25, 2005

Phone fun... by Tris

We have a very structured phrase to answer the telephone with at work. There are no exceptions, you must answer your phone that way - it is even written into company policy.

I say this phrase tens of times everyday, so it is only natural that the number of times I have answered my home phone with that phrase is to embarrassing to count.

Of course, when working with some people, they do tend to ignore this structured informative phrase...

Group IT, Tilesey speaking

Oh hello Phil, I have almost finished coding that new module...

Sorry, can I interrupt you there? I'm not Phil, I'm Tilesey, Phil is away from his de...

Yes but the new module is almost finished Phil, I have one question for you.

Hi, I'm not Phil, would you like to leave a message for him?

But Phil I need to know what to do when the premium is higher than the stated rate

It's probably better if we talk about this face to face. I'm currently in [other company building, 1/2 mile away], could you come over now? I'm bouncing my calls over here.

Sure Phil, I'll be right there

*Click* Heh, heh, heh.


Posted by Tris at August 25, 2005 09:12 AM | TrackBack

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The number of times I've nearly said "Group IT, Anxious speaking" at my new job...

Posted by: anxious at August 25, 2005 08:16 PM

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