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July 13, 2005

Social conscience... by Tris

I faced two tough social dilemmas on my way to work this morning. As I stood at the traffic lights, looking right as directed by the writing on the tarmac, this young, blonde, 20-something, chubby girl appeared next to me.

Looking down upon her from my 6' vantage point, two things became immediately apparent:

  • Despite the fact that I wasn't checking out her tits (seriously), I noted that she was wearing a silver sparkly bra that I though Celeste might like, if they did it in pink.

  • Her green top was inside out.

    Two very serious social dilemmas indeed. After all, is it the done thing to ask someone where they purchased their underwear and also whether they knew whether the bra was available in pink? Then do I follow on swiftly by stating that her top was inside out?

    After some pondering I decided that previous experience has taught me to never discuss someone's underwear with them without prior invitation. People are funny like that. I also assumed that since she would probably be unwilling to correct her "wardrobe malfunction" whilst standing in the middle of a busy junction, she would probably not want to know about it.

    For once I managed to keep my mouth shut. Go me!

    Posted by Tris at July 13, 2005 09:09 AM | TrackBack

    • Comments

    It's so funny how men don't mean to stare at women's tits. It's always the 'I'm taller' excuse.

    I'm a short ass but I don't stare at men's crotches!

    I'm so glad that a chubby girl wearing nice underwear made you think of me.

    Posted by: Celeste at July 13, 2005 09:22 AM

    I'm always thinking of you sweetie

    Posted by: Tilesey at July 13, 2005 09:59 AM

    Yes sure hunny.

    Posted by: Celeste at July 13, 2005 10:22 AM

    I try and be nice...

    Posted by: Tilesey at July 13, 2005 10:32 AM

    Erm, I've also been in this position - both being able to see cleavage due to my height (or her shortness) and wanting to know where she got her bra from.

    The advantage I have I guess, is that my being female doesn't make the other girl feel threatened when I've asked about her underwear. In fact the opposite - if in a bar/club toilets, I have been privvy to them actually taking off their top to show me their bra, and let me admire them in it.

    Lucky me ;)

    Posted by: Girl at July 13, 2005 12:02 PM

    Can't say I've ever asked a random girl about her underwear. My sister yes. Strange clubbing drunk girls no.

    I'd feel really weird doing that. Just like I'd probably fel weird if someone aske me where I got my bra from!

    Shoes, top, necklace fine underwear? Slightly too personal for me.

    Posted by: Celeste at July 13, 2005 02:36 PM

    Celeste you're telling porkie pies!!!!

    'I'm a short ass but I don't stare at men's crotches!'

    Need i remind you of our ride on the tube the first time we met? :p

    Posted by: silk at July 13, 2005 10:18 PM

    HA!!!

    Posted by: Tilesey at July 14, 2005 08:33 AM

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