Something for the Weekend

June 17, 2005

Last night... by Tris

Nath came round.

We had curry, nan bread, samosas and those evil little satan-possesed onion bhajis. We also drank beer, talked crap and watched rugby, rewinding every crunching tackle using the black magic that is Sky Plus. This combination of events does bad things to me the next day. Bad evil things. Bad evil smelly things.

I just (unintentionally) let slip a slient but fucking violent.

I had to move swiftly away from my desk.

My eyes actually started streaming.

That has never happened to me before.

Celeste reckons I woke her up last night, she doesn't know how, I can only guess. I reckon it involved my arse, an upward movement of the duvet and a hot jet blast.

I'm going to get in shit tonight if things don't clear up.

Comments

Tilesey you are a very disturbing person sometimes.

Disturbingly I've noticed a fart theme going on here lately.

Celeste I should've saved on the ball of gas I bought you for your birthdee and got you a gas mask instead! ;)

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