June 16, 2005
Good old fun... by Tris
A woman sitting at a restaurant in McKinney, Texas suddenly began to
cough while eating a giant country-fried steak. After a few seconds it
became apparent that she was in real distress and two cowboys at the
next table turned to look at her.
"Kin ya swaller?" asked one of the cowboys.
The woman signalled 'No', desperately shaking her head.
"Kin ya breathe?" asked the other.
The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue,shook her head 'No.' With that,
the first cowboy walked over to her, lifted up the back Of her skirt,
yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and Down the woman's
butt crack. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the
obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
The cowboy slowly walked back over to his table and proudly took
another drink of his Lone Star beer. His partner said in admiration,
"Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but I ain't never
seen nobody do it."
Comments
Ah the old ones are still the best...
I'm trying to remember how I heard jokes before blogging came along!
Posted by: Rob at June 16, 2005 08:05 PM
