Something for the Weekend

May 12, 2005

Porn and work... by Tris

We have an electronic bulletin board at work. It is full of all sorts of things, from people's unwanted crap, to accommodation for rent, to houses to buy, to offers of a lift-share as well as general questions to the company. Essentially it is a good time-wasting exercise with minimal benefit to the company.

One of these questions put on the board today was,

Ann Summers Party

Can anyone recommend a good Ann Summers party rep, I am looking for one on a Saturday night at the end of May. If any one has a contact telephone number that would be great. Please e-mail ******. Thanks

Now please, don't get me wrong, I am in much in favour of women dressing up in sexy undies and/or getting themselves off with vibrating toys as the next dude. But personally, I wouldn't put an add up at work that to me says,

I'm horny and I've got RSI in my fingers

Can anyone tell me where I can get some masturbation aids and some saucy underwear for the bedroom, which I may wear to work under my work clothes to peel off later

It just doesn't sit right, especially at work and especially because she's a minger and I don't want any images of her in crotchless knickers thankyouverymuch.

As pleased as I am that we live in such a liberal society that encourages such behaviour, I can't help but think that some of it should be left at home or at the high street store. Maybe I am a prude, but really, we are at work, we do have to be professional and asking for a salesperson of sex toys at work - just doesn't seem to be that serious to me.

But one thing I don't understand is this - plastic vibrating toys that women (and men) can shove into their pussys and anus are fine to talk about at work and request a salesperson for. But if I were to ask for a good porno DVD store, can you imagine how much trouble I'd be in!?!

Comments

Hee hee hee hee hee.

You boys have an amusing fantasy about Ann Summers parties!

No one gets naked and tries on the undies!

Oi Mr T. Can you please write 'by him' at the end of your entries. I get most confused otherwise. ;-)

Much obliged...

Thanks for your input James - I've now added it onto the template :-)

Cel sweetie, you know that I've been to an Ann Summers party right...!?! Uh oh ;-)

Hmmm perhaps it's the people you hang out with that are all dirty pervs!

That certainly didn't happen at the Ann Summers party I went to.

James did enjoy the chocolate willies I bought for him though.

Hello T and C!!!! Loving the sexy photo! It really is free p0rn!

I seem to remember *THAT* Ann Summers party T... I believe the only person actually getting naked and trying on the sexy undies was D (a boy!)!! My, how times have changed, I can remember when we'd have written a request for a good Ann Summers rep on the physics computer room board with pride! And probably tried to get one to come along to a cheese and wine!

Nice to be back in blogdom anyways ;)

Is it just me or is your template screwed?

Anyhooo - I have yet to have the pleasure of going to an Ann Summers party. To be honest, I am not sure I see the attraction. Somethings you just don't share with (even close) friends.

Oh no, you're template now works again. Odd.

Tehehe - just me playing with stuff - sorry!

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